Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Nov 16, 2013 9:46:36 GMT -6
As Monday Night Raw returns from commercial, we are taken to the interview set. Todd Pettengill is standing by with the greatest man to ever step foot in the squared circle... "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. Shawn fixes his hair, making sure he looks good for his first interview back in the World Wrestling Federation. Todd then clears his throat, as he gets the cue to start....
Todd Pettengill: Ladies and gentlemen, I am joined by former Intercontinental Champion, and the man known as the Heartbreak Kid... Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels: Woah, woah, woah... former Intercontinental Champion? I don't think so, bub. No one ever beat me for MY title, and there's nooooo way I'm letting anyone just take it from me. You got that, Pettengill? Nobody!
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, I don't think Mr. DiBiase and Mr. McMahon are going to just let you walk back into the WWF as Intercontinental Champion.
Shawn Michaels: You don't think? Listen up, chump! No one cares about what Todd Pettengill thinks! What they care about is seeing me, the Heartbreak Kid, wearing the Intercontinental Championship around his gorgeous waist. Whether McMahon and DiBiase like it or not... I'm the Intercontinental Champion!
Shawn motions around his waist, as he winks at the camera and blows a kiss to all the women watching on.
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, with the WWF finally back on air, what can we expect from you?
Shawn Michaels: I'll tell you what you can expect, Pettengill! You can expect Shawn Michaels going straight to the top! And as usual... I'll be breaking a lot of hearts on the way up. But no worries, ladies. the Sexy Boy has got some loving for aaaaaall of you! Haha!
Pettengill rolls his eyes, as Shawn brags about himself.
Shawn Michaels: You see, whether it is Yokozuna or Razor Ramon... nobody can stop the Heartbreak Kid, nobody! I've got a match to get ready for Pettengill. It's against some... some chump named Steve Austin. Never even heard of the guy before. So this... this interview... is over!
Shawn shoves the mic out of his face, as he walks off the interview set. Pettengill, shakes his head, as he sends it back to ringside to Monsoon and Heenan.
Todd Pettengill: Ladies and gentlemen, I am joined by former Intercontinental Champion, and the man known as the Heartbreak Kid... Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels: Woah, woah, woah... former Intercontinental Champion? I don't think so, bub. No one ever beat me for MY title, and there's nooooo way I'm letting anyone just take it from me. You got that, Pettengill? Nobody!
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, I don't think Mr. DiBiase and Mr. McMahon are going to just let you walk back into the WWF as Intercontinental Champion.
Shawn Michaels: You don't think? Listen up, chump! No one cares about what Todd Pettengill thinks! What they care about is seeing me, the Heartbreak Kid, wearing the Intercontinental Championship around his gorgeous waist. Whether McMahon and DiBiase like it or not... I'm the Intercontinental Champion!
Shawn motions around his waist, as he winks at the camera and blows a kiss to all the women watching on.
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, with the WWF finally back on air, what can we expect from you?
Shawn Michaels: I'll tell you what you can expect, Pettengill! You can expect Shawn Michaels going straight to the top! And as usual... I'll be breaking a lot of hearts on the way up. But no worries, ladies. the Sexy Boy has got some loving for aaaaaall of you! Haha!
Pettengill rolls his eyes, as Shawn brags about himself.
Shawn Michaels: You see, whether it is Yokozuna or Razor Ramon... nobody can stop the Heartbreak Kid, nobody! I've got a match to get ready for Pettengill. It's against some... some chump named Steve Austin. Never even heard of the guy before. So this... this interview... is over!
Shawn shoves the mic out of his face, as he walks off the interview set. Pettengill, shakes his head, as he sends it back to ringside to Monsoon and Heenan.
