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Post by Million Dollar Man on Nov 12, 2013 1:08:25 GMT -6
November 11, 1993
The cameras are rolling. We pan over a large crowd of reporters, producers, and hundreds of other people from media outlets all over the world. Cameras are set up all over the room, pointing at the wooden podium that is set up in the middle of the stage, with a World Wrestling Federation logo on it. To the left of the stage are two familiar faces in Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. We switch to a shot of Gorilla and Heenan.
Gorilla Monsoon: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to this special press conference.
Bobby Heenan: It's about time we got our jobs back, Gorilla!
Gorilla Monsoon: Tonight we find out the future of the World Wrestling Federation.
As Gorilla finishes speaking, we see something going on. Vince McMahon, owner of the World Wrestling Federation walks out onto the stage, fixing his tie. He stands behind the podium, ready to address the hundreds of members of the media and fans that fill the room.
Gorilla Monsoon: Here he is, folks, Vince McMahon.
Bobby Heenan: I wonder what he's got to say, Gorilla. Are we going to get the ball rolling again?
The camera then looks on at McMahon, as he is about to speak.
TBC: Vince McMahon |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Nov 12, 2013 1:52:35 GMT -6
The reporters, all sitting in front of the podium, get their recording devices ready to get what is surely to be one of the biggest news story of the year. The rest of the audience, made up of stockholders and fans, begin to boo and scream out obscenities at the sight of Vince.
Vince McMahon: Now now, please ladies and gentlemen, allow me to speak. I SAID SHUT UP DAMN IT!
The audience again boos Vince, but he stands in silence until the noise dies down.
Vince McMahon: Now then. Firstly, I would like to apologize to the wrestlers of the World Wrestling Federation, to the many employees here, to the fans, and most importantly, to the stockholders of Titan Sports Inc. I am here to personally tell each and every one of you that the ship is not sinking, and as a matter of fact, things are looking brighter than ever.
Some murmuring goes on in the audience, among both the press and the public
Vince McMahon: That no good, poor excuse for a human being, Jack Tunney drove this company to bankruptcy, and has been "eradicated." You should all find solace in knowing that I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, once again have control of the reigns of the World Wrestling Federation! Now, I know it's been a long three months since we went off the air, and everybody is dying to get back to the swing of things, but before we can do that, I'd like to tell you all about how this happened. You see, as rich and powerful as I am, a lot of my money is tied up in Titan Sports Inc, and well, as you all know, doesn't really help when the company is in bankruptcy. I needed liquidity and I needed it fast. Things seemed meek until I got that faithful phone call. Suddenly all of my problems were solved. Here was a guy with more money than God, who not only was willing to help me get my company back on its feet, but was also just the type of person I could trust to be my right hand man and help me make sure that this never happens again! So, without further adieu, I introduce to you the NEW President of the World Wrestling Federation!
The crowd is silent as all heads, cameras, and audio devices turn towards the curtain to the side of the stage. Everyone eagerly awaits to find out who has saved the company and will be the new President of the WWF.
TBC: Ted Dibiase |
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Post by Million Dollar Man on Nov 12, 2013 2:14:43 GMT -6
A deep laugh bellows through the room, as the flashes go off all over the place. The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase walks through the curtain, dressed up in the finest of suits. With a smug look across his face, he walks out onto the stage, waving to the hundreds of people that look on in shock.
Gorilla Monsoon: My God! He's bought his way into the Presidency! Vince McMahon has sold his soul to the Devil!
Bobby Heenan: Hah! Hello, Mr. President!
McMahon welcomes DiBiase with wide open arms, as the two embrace in a hug. They then shake hands, both smiling from ear to ear. Vince pats Ted on the back, as he takes his place behind the podium. He straightens his tie and clears his throat, as he is about to speak. Just as he opens his mouth, a roar of boos comes from the back of the room, as the fans are in an uproar. DiBiase just laughs, as he pulls out a handful of hundred dollar bills. He slings the stack of money into the crowd, as they scramble to get a bill. DiBiase then finally speaks.
Ted DiBiase: Vince... thank you. Such a lovely introduction. I, Ted DiBiase, am indeed the NEW President of the World Wrestling Federation. And behind my financial backing and seat in Titan Towers... the WWF will be back on top. No other wrestling company will be able to stand up to us. Every talent out there that means something... they will flock to us. They will beg us for contracts. That fool Jack Tunney hadn't the slightest clue as to what he was doing. But there are no worries. Your savior is here. And together, McMahon and I will rule the wrestling world! Hahahahahaha!
DiBiase nods at Vince, as the crowd continues to watch on. He then spots an eager reporter in the front of the room, who seems to be questioning this entire decision. Ted is about to walk away from the podium, but he is interrupted, as the daring reporter speaks up.
Daring Reporter: Mr. DiBiase! Mr. Pre... sident.
DiBiase's eyes shoot over to the young reporter, locking eyes with him. A smile rolls across Ted's face, as he steps back behind the podium.
Ted DiBiase: Speak up, kid. Time is money.
Daring Reporter: Mr. DiBiase, what do you plan to do differently than Jack Tunney in order to bring the World Wrestling Federation back to life?
Ted DiBiase: If there's one thing I know, kid... it's money. And that idiot Jack Tunney had no idea what he got into when he took over the Presidency of the WWF. He made his dumb decisions, writing checks that he couldn't cash. But me... there is no number too big for my checkbook. There's nothing that money can't buy, kid. And money is what's going to fix this place. With my money... the WWF will thrive once again. The WWF will once again be the elephant in the room. Next question...
Ted steps back, as reporters hands shoot up.
TBC: Vince McMahon |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Nov 12, 2013 10:08:45 GMT -6
Vince picks a reporter at random, and the man stands up while all the other hands shoot back down.
Reporter: Vince, how can you be sure you can trust Mr. Dibiase with your company, and how will the return of the WWF be handled as far as roster and titles are concerned?
Vince McMahon: Alright, I'll answer your questions if I must. You see, me and Ted here have a lot in common. We're both filthy rich, we both love power, and we both have a passion for the world of professional wrestling. How can I trust Ted Dibiase? Well, to be honest, I don't trust anybody. However, this will not be an issue, because I happen to like Mr. Dibiase, and I will be taking a more hands on approach this time around when it comes to my company. Now as far as the roster goes, well, my doors are open. Any wrestlers who wish to come to the WWF, new talent or old talent, may contact me and we can negotiate a contract. The titles will be vacated and we will announce at a future date how the champions will be decided. Now, any other questions?
At this, every hand flies back into the air.
TBC: Ted Dibiase |
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Post by Million Dollar Man on Nov 12, 2013 10:38:12 GMT -6
The Million Dollar Man scans the reporters, looking for one that might have a good question for him. He then spots one and points to him. The reporter speaks up, as the room quiets down.
Reporter: Mr. DiBiase... you never could win the big one during career here. Is this what you have to resort to now to be in the WWF? Buying your way into Presidency?
Ted looks infuriated.
Ted DiBiase: Couldn't win the big one, huh? Couldn't win the big one?!? No more questions. This press conference is over!
DiBiase storms off from the podium, as McMahon follows him.
Gorilla Monsoon: I think that reporter hit a nerve with the Million Dollar Man. He sure didn't take kindly to that question, Brain.
Bobby Heenan: Why should he, Gorilla? That idiot pretty much insulted the man that put this company back in business single-handedly! That little puke better be bowing down to DiBiase for even allowing him to speak in his presence!
Gorilla: Well, folks, be sure to stay tuned. Monday Night Raw will be returning to the USA Network very soon! For the World Wrestling Federation, I'm Gorilla Monsoon.
Bobby Heenan: Good riddance. I'm tired of sitting amongst these peasants. I'm going to go straight to the green room to talk to McMahon and DiBiase. I'm outta here!
The scene fades to black, as the press conference comes to an end. |
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