Post by "Sycho" Sid Justice on Nov 23, 2013 12:31:41 GMT -6
Returning from commercials, WWF Monday Night RAW rolls on into the night as excitement is felt in every fan packed into the Manhattan Center. We are soon greeted by the broadcast trifecta of Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, Vince McMahon, and the world famous "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
Vince McMahon:
Vince McMahon:
Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to Monday Night RAW!
"Macho Man" Randy Savage:
Oooh yeah Vinny! We are back and ready for more of the best action in all of professional wrestling! Dig it!
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:
I hate it when you say that stuff Randy-[/i]
Just as Bobby "the Brain" is beginning to talk, a familiar tune fills the arena...
The royal music of the "King of Wrestling", Jerry Lawler, begins to wash over the small center, bringing with it a loud chorus of boos from the live audience.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:
But this! This is something I'm gonna love! King's Court is back in the WWF! I'm so excited, I can hardly wait to hear what "The King" has to say!
Vince McMahon:
Well judging from this reaction... I'd say you're the only one Weasel.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:
First of all, these humanoids don't know anything about anything! And second, what have I told you about calling me that Vince?
"Macho man" Randy Savage:
But Weasel is you're name, isn't it?
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:
You know my name isn't... you know, here's a couple bucks Randy, go grab some Slim Jim's and leave me alone,! I'm trying to pay attention to The King![/I]
Jerry Lawler has by now entered the ring and stands amongst the royal set of his King's Court, turning to the throne where a microphone has been placed for his use. The King flashes a wicked grin that oozes with arrogance, before picking up the microphone and looking out to the fans.
The King is greeted by ravenous booing from the audience in attendance as he stands in the ring awaiting the silence to begin speaking. As time passes the boos seem not to be quieting which noticeably frustrates Lawler as he snaps into the microphone.
Jerry "The King" Lawler:
If you idiots don't sit down and shut up while I speak I'll give you all something to boo about![/I]
The volume and intensity of hatred only grows after The King's remark. However, rather than grow angry, Lawler simply laughs at the reaction he's garnered, before continuing.
Jerry "The King" Lawler:
Now usually, I would spend some time looking out to, and speaking with my subjects, but you people are so darn ugly I wouldn't talk to you if you all had paper bags on your heads! So instead...[/I]
Once again The King is forced to pause as the crowds boos cut him off abruptly. Lawler realizes after his recent insults that the volume may not decrease, so he begins shouting over the noise.
Jerry "The King" Lawler:
So intead, I'll cut right to the chase! Because tonight may be the biggest King's Court in history! We have a shocking announcement from... The one... The only....
Jerry "The King" Lawler:
MISTER PERFECT!!!!![/I]
The roof of the Manhattan Center is nearly blown off as the long unheard music of "The Perfect One" begins blaring.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:
WHAT!?
Vince McMahon:
IT CAN'T BE![/I]
After a short time passes, from behind the curtains appears the man himself, known simply as Mr. Perfect. With his curly blonde locks tied back in a ponytail, he is making his way to the ring slowly with a pair of crutches...
Vince McMahon:
IT IS! IT'S HIM! MR. PERFECT IS HERE!
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:
This is impossible! Just a few months ago when WWF went out of business it Mr. Perfect had back surgery that he's needed for years! He shouldn't be walking, much less coming to a WWF ring!
"Macho Man" Randy Savage:
That's the toughness Bobby, the resilience of a champion, which is just what my good friend Mr. Perfect is and always will be!
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:
Always be a champion? I can't remember the last time he wore gold here in the World Wrestling Federation! He's been a bum ever since I dumped him! As a matter of fact, I bet he's here to announce his retirement!
Vince McMahon:
You dumped him? I think you have some selective memory there Bobby...[/I]
As the commentators continue their banter, Mr. Perfect limps his way to the ring, getting assistance from stage hands in entering the ring, and being handed a microphone. Slowly The Perfect One's music fades out as he now stands on crutches before The King.
Jerry "The King" Lawler:
Well Mr.... well I was going to say Perfect, but it looks like those days are finished. Hahaha! For those of you who didn't know, you're beloved "Perfect One" just a few short months ago underwent major back surgery and... Well, I'm sure you're here to do what you should have done a year or so ago when you still had some pride... and retire!
The booing from the audience has reached near deafening proportions at Jerry Lawler's backhanded comments. However, they begin to cheer when they see Mr. Perfect raising his mic to his mouth to respond...
Mr. Perfect:
You know what Jerry... you're right... I flew out here to the Manhattan Center from my beautiful wife, and little boy Joe back in Minnesota... to retire...
[/I]Shock and awe is heard from the crowd as Mr. Perfect pauses to gather his thoughts about this blockbuster announcement.
Mr. Perfect:
For the last few years, I'm not sure if you people at home have known this or not... But I've been in a lot of pain... My back it turned out... Was pretty messed up... So three months ago when the WWF closed its doors, I saw the doctors and... and they say that after this surgery, no man would ever be able to do activities as strenuous as professional wrestling...
[/I]Mr. Perfect's eyes look to be watering up as he chokes his way through his announcement. A chant of "please don't go!" causes him to pause and shake his head, refuses to let any tears drop.
Mr. Perfect:
So I came out here... to do this the right way, face to face with you people who have supported me through my whole career, good times and bad, whether you cheered me or booed me... And I walked out here... As I heard you people go crazy... I decided that nothing is over until I say its over!
[/I]The crowd completely comes unglued at Perfect's last statement! Perfect now wipes his face, gone is a man who's holding back tears, and he is now replaced by a man with blazing fire in his eyes.
Mr. Perfect:[/b]
Wrestling if my only passion, my lifeblood, my family! And I'm not going to just sit back and listen to some white coat nerd who says no man can recover! Because I'm no ordinary man, I am absolutely perfect! So I don't care if its six months, or five years from now I will be back! And I won't retire until you all are referring to me as "Mr. Perfect... World Wrestling Federation Champi-
[/I]Before he can finish his impassioned speech he is blasted from behind by a large and ominous figure! Perfect lays on the mat clutching at his surgically repaired spine as cameras pan up and focus on the figure who has ambushed the injured Mr. Perfect...
Staring down at the hobbled perfectionist is the intimidating sight of one of the most dominant forces in all of wrestling.
Vince McMahon:
WHAT THE!?! IT'S SID JUSTICE! THAT'S SID JUSTICE!
"Macho Man" Randy Savage:
What kind of cheap shot was that McMahon?!?[/I]
Sid looks down at the injured Mr. Perfect who is trying to help himself up by using the ropes, wearing a crazed, emotionless expression on his face. Jerry Lawler has long since fled the scene leaving Perfect and Sid alone... Sid grabs Perfect by his head, forcing it between his legs and letting out a dominant yell, before hoisting Perfect into the air and planting him spine first, on the recently surgically repaired back of Mr. Perfect.
Vince McMahon:
OH MY LORD! NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! HOW EVIL CAN ONE MAN BE!!? WHY WOULD SID DO THIS!?!
"Macho Man" Randy Savage:
NO NORMAL PERSON CAN DO SOMETHING SO DESPICABLE MCMAHON! GUARANTEED, FOR SID JUSTICE TO DO SOMETHING SO CRAZY, HE MUST BE PYSCHO![/I]
Perfect is unmoving, his spine most likely now damaged beyond repair. Sid stands over the carage he's created, beginning to chuckle, before slowly turning into a full on maniacal laugh. Medical staffing rushes to the ring with a stretcher and neck brace for Mr. Perfect, Sid Justice turns to the men, still laughing, as he exits the ring, leaving our show to fade out with an emergency situation in the ring.[/center][/size]