Post by Yokozuna on Nov 27, 2013 5:08:47 GMT -6
A few seconds after "Sumo" has started to play in the arena, Mr. Fuji slowly comes walking out from the backstage area; he's holding a Japanese flag and Yokozuna is slowly following him. While they slowly make their way to the ring we can hear the crowd let out a few "Yoko sucks" chants for an unknown reason ; visibly enraging Mr. Fuji since he starts to yell that these "Filthy American Dogs" should look at themselves and think twice about what they're chanting at the moment. Fuji climbs up on the apron and steps through the ropes as Yokozuna climbs up on the steps and then climbs through the ropes to enter the ring. Fuji already has gotten a microphone handed to him and both men stand in the center of the ring.
Fuji
Tonight! Myyy Yokozuma is going to face that dead freak the Undertaker! Myyy Yokozuma is going to squash him like BUG!
Yokozuna
Rahhh!!
Monsoon: Strong words from Yokozuna and his manager Mr. Fuji.
Heenan: What? Are you out of your mind Gorilla? Yokozuna didn't say anything, he only roared! And did Fuji really just call Yokozuna , "Yokozuma"?
Monsoon: Did he? I didn't notice that , Brain.
Heenan: Then you're slowly becoming a deaf man Gorilla.
Fuji
Undertaker, If I were you I would watch out for my Yokozuma! He will dominate you and make you SUFFER! Paul Bearer, you know what my Yokozuma shall do to your precious zombie? He shall do this ...[/i]
Fuji puts the microphone near Yokozuna's mouth, an uncomfortable silence rules the arena a few seconds before Yokozuna screams out ; Banzai!! A smile appears on Fuji's face but it does not stay around for long as the crowd starts to yell "You Suck" once again.
Fuji
You ignorant American dogs! You do not believe myyy Yokozuma shall come out of the match victorious , but he will! My Yokozuma shall SQUISH that zombie like BUG AND PUT HIM BACK INTO HIS GRAVE!!
Yokozuna
RAHHH!!!!![/i]
Fuji talks a bit to Yokozuna and after a minute or so Yokozuna nods. Fuji waves the Japanese flag for a while and the soothening instrumental of "Sumo" slowly starts to fade into the arena again. Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji leave the ring and make their way to the backstage area.
Monsoon: Well that was informative ...
Heenan: You're damn right it was Gorilla! Yokozuma ... erm, Yokozuna shall squish that damned Undertaker like a bug!
Monsoon: I don't know about that Brain, Undertaker's not exactly easy to put down and defeat. Even Yokozuna'll find it to be difficult to battle the Deadman.
Heenan: *Annoyed mumbling*
Monsoon : What's that Brain?
Heenan: Nothing...
Heenan and Monsoon continue to chat some more for a bit as the scene slowly turns to the next segment.
End Of Promo
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