Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Dec 11, 2013 22:17:11 GMT -6
We fade back into the Manhattan Center, as camera pans over to Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan at ringside.
Gorilla Monsoon: Welcome back to Raw, folks! What a Raw so far, huh, Bobby?
Bobby Heenan: I'm ready to see some real Superstars, Gorilla! These... nobodies like Steve Austin and Diamond Dallas Page just aren't cutting it! And that... that sick gold freak... Gol... Goldust! He's just so... so... I don't even know what to call him!
Gorilla Monsoon: Well Bobby, we're about to get into some real action here tonight! Because coming up in just a few minutes we've got the Macho Man going one on one with the "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!
Bobby Heenan: Now, that's what I'm talkig about, Gorilla! Finally! We get to see some real talent in this ring! I'm telling you, Monsoon, Shawn Michaels is a force to be reckoned with! No one is going to keep that Intercontinental Championship out of his hands!
Gorilla Monsoon: Well folks, Todd Pettengill is tracking down Michaels backstage to get a word with him before his match. Let's go backstage to Pettengill now! Todd?
Raw cuts to a shot of Todd Pettengill standing in the backstage hallway. The door behind him has a plaque on it that reads, "'Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.'
Todd Pettengill: That's right, Gorilla! I'm here backstage, and from the sound of it, Shawn Michaels in inside his lockerroom. Let's take a look inside.
Pettengill slowly pushes the door open, as the camera peers into the room over his shoulder. Michaels is seen talking to someone, but whatever he is saying is inaudible. Todd's hand slips off the door, and Shawn hears it! He snaps his head around, as he spots Todd and the camera through the crack! Shawn slams the door shut, as Todd jumps in fear. Shawn then slings the door open, slamming it shut behind him.
Shawn Michaels: Woah, woah, woah! What do you think you're doing, you little pervert?!? You think you can just barge into the Heartbreak Kid's dressing room? Huh? Do you?
Shawn pokes Pettengill in the chest, as he begins to cower back in even more fear.
Shawn Michaels: If you a word with the sexiest man alive, then you knock! Got it?! Now... what is it... Todd?
Todd swallows a lump in his throat, as he finally speaks up.
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, I just wanted a quick word with you before your match with the Macho Man.
Shawn Michaels: Alright, chump! Spit it out! And make it quick!
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, last week the world looked on as Razor Ramon was attacked in the ring by a massive man. No one in the World Wreslting Federation seems to know who this man is. And we know you wouldn't answer "Mean" Gene on the Weekly Watch, but... you've got to know something, Shawn.
Shawn smiles, as he thinks for a moment.
Shawn Michaels: Todd... I'll tell you the exact same thing I told that dirt bag "Mean" Gene Okerlund. I can't say if I do... I can't say if I don't. If people think I have something to do with that... Diesel Truck that hit Razor... then let them think that. I'll just say this. The Heartbreak Kid went to his Insurance Agent last week. And let's just say... I got Full Coverage, Todd! The Intercontinental Championship... is as good as mine.
Todd Pettengill: So you do know who he is, Sha-
A hand covered in a black glove covers the camera lense, as it it yanked out of the camera man's hand.
Todd Pettengill: You can't do that! Who do you think you are?!? You can't jus-
As the camera is pointed down at the ground, Shawn speaks again.
Shawn Michaels: No more questions, Todd. This interview... is over!
The camera is dropped, as Shawn's white boots are seen walking down the hallway. A moment later a massive set of black boots steps over the camera and down the hall...
Gorilla Monsoon: Welcome back to Raw, folks! What a Raw so far, huh, Bobby?
Bobby Heenan: I'm ready to see some real Superstars, Gorilla! These... nobodies like Steve Austin and Diamond Dallas Page just aren't cutting it! And that... that sick gold freak... Gol... Goldust! He's just so... so... I don't even know what to call him!
Gorilla Monsoon: Well Bobby, we're about to get into some real action here tonight! Because coming up in just a few minutes we've got the Macho Man going one on one with the "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!
Bobby Heenan: Now, that's what I'm talkig about, Gorilla! Finally! We get to see some real talent in this ring! I'm telling you, Monsoon, Shawn Michaels is a force to be reckoned with! No one is going to keep that Intercontinental Championship out of his hands!
Gorilla Monsoon: Well folks, Todd Pettengill is tracking down Michaels backstage to get a word with him before his match. Let's go backstage to Pettengill now! Todd?
Raw cuts to a shot of Todd Pettengill standing in the backstage hallway. The door behind him has a plaque on it that reads, "'Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.'
Todd Pettengill: That's right, Gorilla! I'm here backstage, and from the sound of it, Shawn Michaels in inside his lockerroom. Let's take a look inside.
Pettengill slowly pushes the door open, as the camera peers into the room over his shoulder. Michaels is seen talking to someone, but whatever he is saying is inaudible. Todd's hand slips off the door, and Shawn hears it! He snaps his head around, as he spots Todd and the camera through the crack! Shawn slams the door shut, as Todd jumps in fear. Shawn then slings the door open, slamming it shut behind him.
Shawn Michaels: Woah, woah, woah! What do you think you're doing, you little pervert?!? You think you can just barge into the Heartbreak Kid's dressing room? Huh? Do you?
Shawn pokes Pettengill in the chest, as he begins to cower back in even more fear.
Shawn Michaels: If you a word with the sexiest man alive, then you knock! Got it?! Now... what is it... Todd?
Todd swallows a lump in his throat, as he finally speaks up.
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, I just wanted a quick word with you before your match with the Macho Man.
Shawn Michaels: Alright, chump! Spit it out! And make it quick!
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, last week the world looked on as Razor Ramon was attacked in the ring by a massive man. No one in the World Wreslting Federation seems to know who this man is. And we know you wouldn't answer "Mean" Gene on the Weekly Watch, but... you've got to know something, Shawn.
Shawn smiles, as he thinks for a moment.
Shawn Michaels: Todd... I'll tell you the exact same thing I told that dirt bag "Mean" Gene Okerlund. I can't say if I do... I can't say if I don't. If people think I have something to do with that... Diesel Truck that hit Razor... then let them think that. I'll just say this. The Heartbreak Kid went to his Insurance Agent last week. And let's just say... I got Full Coverage, Todd! The Intercontinental Championship... is as good as mine.
Todd Pettengill: So you do know who he is, Sha-
A hand covered in a black glove covers the camera lense, as it it yanked out of the camera man's hand.
Todd Pettengill: You can't do that! Who do you think you are?!? You can't jus-
As the camera is pointed down at the ground, Shawn speaks again.
Shawn Michaels: No more questions, Todd. This interview... is over!
The camera is dropped, as Shawn's white boots are seen walking down the hallway. A moment later a massive set of black boots steps over the camera and down the hall...
