Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Dec 15, 2013 10:58:33 GMT -6
The scene opens at the jam packed Manhattan Center. The camera scans the crowd, many of whom are holding signs for their favorite Superstars. We are then brought to Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
Gorilla Monsoon: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Monday Night Raw! I'm Gorilla Monsoon, alongside Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and Christmas is just around the corner, and we are less than two weeks away from In Your House: Massacre on 34th St!
Bobby Heenan: That's right, Gorilla! Normally, I'm not into this phony baloney holiday cheer, but even I'm excited to see the World Wrestling Federation return to Pay-Per-View!
Gorilla Monsoon: We found out last week that at In Your House, a new WWF Champion will be crowned, and although we saw the return of The Mighty Hulkster, who defeated "Sycho" Sid, Vince McMahon has said that Hulk Hogan will not get a shot at the title!
Bobby Heenan: That's right! Hogan shouldn't even be showing his face around here, let alone demanding title shots!
Gorilla Monsoon: I don't think he exactly demanded...
Bobby Heenan: There are plenty of other WWF Superstars that would make a better champion than Hogan! Heck, even Steve Austin would make a better champion than Hogan!
Gorilla Monsoon: In any event, also at In Your House, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels will go one-on-one with "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon, and it will be for the WWF Intercontinental Championship!
Bobby Heenan: Razor stuck his big oily nose in Shawn's business, and now Shawn's going to take care of business! Hey Razor! I hope you're prepared for the beating of your life! Shawn's gonna beat him so bad, Gorilla, there's going to be nothing left except a puddle of grease!
Gorilla Monsoon: It should be a good matchup, Brain!
Ted DiBiase's music rings through the arena, as Vince McMahon and "The Million Dollar Man" both step out from behind the Raw letters. They walk down the ramp to a chorus of boos.
Gorilla Monsoon: Well, just like last week, we get an unexpected visit from Mr. McMahon and President DiBiase. I wonder what they'll have to say this time.
Bobby Heenan: Why don't you shut up and listen, Gorilla?
They enter the ring, and Vince grabs a mic.
Vince McMahon: Last week, we saw what you people believe to be the return of Hulkamania. Well, let me tell you. You are mistaken.
The crowd boos even louder.
Vince McMahon: True, we may have seen the return of Hulk Hogan. But Hulkamania is dead! And I killed it!
At these words, the arena is a madhouse, seemingly on the verge of a riot.
Vince McMahon: Hulk Hogan will NEVER again be a star in this business! You see, what you people, and especially Hulk Hogan, fail to realize, is that I created Hulkamania! There is no Hulk Hogan without Vincent Kennedy McMahon! Hogan, this is the end of the line for you. No more title shots, no more high profile matches, no more endorsement deals. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. The easy way... well, if you had any brains inside that bald shiny head of yours, you would come down to the ring and kiss my feet! And then leave the World Wrestling Federation forever!
The crowd goes ballistic, erupting in chants of "Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!" The volume in the arena is deafening, and Vince's face begins to contort in anger.
Vince McMahon: Shut up! SHUT UP!
TBC: Hulk Hogan
Gorilla Monsoon: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Monday Night Raw! I'm Gorilla Monsoon, alongside Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and Christmas is just around the corner, and we are less than two weeks away from In Your House: Massacre on 34th St!
Bobby Heenan: That's right, Gorilla! Normally, I'm not into this phony baloney holiday cheer, but even I'm excited to see the World Wrestling Federation return to Pay-Per-View!
Gorilla Monsoon: We found out last week that at In Your House, a new WWF Champion will be crowned, and although we saw the return of The Mighty Hulkster, who defeated "Sycho" Sid, Vince McMahon has said that Hulk Hogan will not get a shot at the title!
Bobby Heenan: That's right! Hogan shouldn't even be showing his face around here, let alone demanding title shots!
Gorilla Monsoon: I don't think he exactly demanded...
Bobby Heenan: There are plenty of other WWF Superstars that would make a better champion than Hogan! Heck, even Steve Austin would make a better champion than Hogan!
Gorilla Monsoon: In any event, also at In Your House, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels will go one-on-one with "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon, and it will be for the WWF Intercontinental Championship!
Bobby Heenan: Razor stuck his big oily nose in Shawn's business, and now Shawn's going to take care of business! Hey Razor! I hope you're prepared for the beating of your life! Shawn's gonna beat him so bad, Gorilla, there's going to be nothing left except a puddle of grease!
Gorilla Monsoon: It should be a good matchup, Brain!
Ted DiBiase's music rings through the arena, as Vince McMahon and "The Million Dollar Man" both step out from behind the Raw letters. They walk down the ramp to a chorus of boos.
Gorilla Monsoon: Well, just like last week, we get an unexpected visit from Mr. McMahon and President DiBiase. I wonder what they'll have to say this time.
Bobby Heenan: Why don't you shut up and listen, Gorilla?
They enter the ring, and Vince grabs a mic.
Vince McMahon: Last week, we saw what you people believe to be the return of Hulkamania. Well, let me tell you. You are mistaken.
The crowd boos even louder.
Vince McMahon: True, we may have seen the return of Hulk Hogan. But Hulkamania is dead! And I killed it!
At these words, the arena is a madhouse, seemingly on the verge of a riot.
Vince McMahon: Hulk Hogan will NEVER again be a star in this business! You see, what you people, and especially Hulk Hogan, fail to realize, is that I created Hulkamania! There is no Hulk Hogan without Vincent Kennedy McMahon! Hogan, this is the end of the line for you. No more title shots, no more high profile matches, no more endorsement deals. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. The easy way... well, if you had any brains inside that bald shiny head of yours, you would come down to the ring and kiss my feet! And then leave the World Wrestling Federation forever!
The crowd goes ballistic, erupting in chants of "Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!" The volume in the arena is deafening, and Vince's face begins to contort in anger.
Vince McMahon: Shut up! SHUT UP!
TBC: Hulk Hogan
