Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Dec 22, 2013 13:46:43 GMT -6
Live! From The Manhattan Center in New York, New York!
12/23/93
The scene opens at the jam packed Manhattan Center. The camera scans the crowd, many of whom are holding signs for their favorite Superstars. We are then brought to Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
Gorilla Monsoon: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to WWF Monday Night Raw! I'm Gorilla Monsoon, alongside Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and we are just two days away from Christmas, and just six days away from In Your House: Massacre on 34th St., Brain!
Bobby Heenan: That's right, Monsoon! It's Christmas Eve Eve, and usually I'd say "Bah Humbug!" but not this year, Gorilla! Even I'm excited for In Your House!
Gorilla Monsoon: Everyone is certainly looking forward to Sunday, and this year, Brain, Christmas came early. Tonight, we will see the first round of the four man WWF Championship tournament, which means by the end of tonight, we will know Sunday's main event!
Bobby Heenan: That's right! And McMahon, the genius that he is, decided to stick it to Hogan some more by putting him against his good friend, "The Macho Man" Randy Savage in the first round. The man's a genious, Gorilla!
Gorilla Monsoon: Also tonight, the giant man who has attacked Razor Ramon on a couple of occasions, will make his in ring debut tonight against "The Bad Guy."
Bobby Heenan: Well, tonight, that giant will finally get his hands on that punk, Razor Ramon, for longer than just a few seconds! I can't wait!
Gorilla Monsoon: Alright, let's go to the ring for our first match-up this evening!
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat vs. Goldust
KaxemaruNara vs. Brammax
(Singles Match!)
Winner by Simulation: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
[Diamond Dallas Page vs. Steve Austin
Im_the_best_99 vs. xXSqUaRe_GaNgXx
(Singles Match!)
Winner by Simulation: Diamond Dallas Page
We fade back into Raw, as the camera pans around the Manhattan Center. We then cut backstage, where Todd Pettengill is standing outside the locker room of the one and only... "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.
Todd Pettengill: Welcome back to Raw, folks! We are moments away from seeing "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels go one on one with The British Bulldog! I'm going to try to get a quick word with him about the last few weeks.
Todd turns around and knocks on the door. A few seconds later it opens, and Shawn pops his head out. He steps out of his dressing room, ready for action. He stands beside Todd, who speaks up.
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, can I get a few words with you before your match?
Shawn Michaels: Sure, chump! But make it quick!
Todd gathers his thoughts for a moment, before getting the interview started.
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, tonight you go one on one with The British Bulldog, who two weeks ago defeated Razor Ramon with a little bit of help from you-
Shawn Michaels: Woah! Hold on just a second, Todd! I didn't have anything to do with that! Razor's problems... are Razor's problems!
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, how can you deny being involved with that monster of a man when you watched him put Ramon through the announce table last week? It is pretty clear to everyone that you are indeed responsible for the recent attacks on Razor Ramon!
Shawn Michaels: Todd... you're right! I can't deny it any longer! That monster you're talking about... is my main man "Big Daddy Cool"... Diesel! And everything Razor has gotten... he has deserved! He thought he could low blow "The Heartbreak Kid?" He thought he could take my Intercontinental Championship? I don't think so, Todd! And with Diesel by my side, I am guaranteed to beat that grease ball at Massacre on 34th Street!
Todd Pettengill: Shawn, why do you need an Insurance Polic-
Shawn shoves Todd out of his way, as he takes off down the hallway for his match...
The British Bulldog vs. Shawn Michaels
Nexus619xX vs. Blizz5307
(Singles Match!)
Winner: Shawn Michaels
We come back from commercial, and are brought backstage, where Todd Pettengill is standing by with Razor Ramon.
Todd Pettengill: Razor, earlier tonight, Shawn Michaels finally admitted to hiring this big man, known as "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel, who you have a match with in just a few moments. After suffering attacks in two straight weeks, how do you feel knowing that it was Shawn Michaels who orchastrated them?
Razor Ramon: I'm not surprised, chico. I knew it all along, and you're loco if you thought otherwise. Shawn Michaels, you need all the help you can get, because this Sunday, I am going to go into Madison Square Garden and kick your culo! I am going to take what you hold dear, and that is the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Big man, "Big Daddy Cool"... ooooh, real smooth nickname, chico. Tonight, I'm going to get my payback, and when I'm done with you, you're going to be more like "Big Bloody Fool."
Razor throws his toothpick into the camera, as he walks off set.
Diesel vs. Razor Ramon
CptLadyFingers vs. Fullybaked63
(No Disqualification!)
Winner by Simulation: Razor Ramon
The two men continue to brawl after the match, each trading blows. Razor clotheslines Diesel over the top rope, onto the floor, but he lands on his feet. Razor pursues him outside, and they continue the battle up the ramp and into the back.
Bobby Heenan: We need to get a camera back there quick!
Gorilla Monsoon: We're trying, Brain!
After a few moments, we're finally brought backstage, where Razor Ramon is on the ground, Diesel and Shawn Michaels standing over him.
Gorilla Monsoon: It's Shawn Michaels! He was waiting backstage!
Bobby Heenan: Of course he was! This is all a part of his plan, Gorilla!
The two men stomp away at Razor, who tries to cover himself from the blows. Shawn lets up, instructing Diesel to lift up Razor. As Diesel holds Razor's arms back, Shawn grabs his face, squeezing his cheeks together. Shawn gets right into Razor's face, screaming at him. He then slaps Razor across the face, and Razor immediately kicks Shawn in the gut and then swings his leg back, kicking Diesel in the groin. Diesel lets up his hold, as he tends to the pain. Razor delivers three punches to Shawn, followed by a spinning right hand. He walks off a little to the right, where there is a ladder laying up against the wall. He grabs the ladder and walks back, swinging at Diesel and connecting, dropping him to the ground. He turns and swings at Shawn, who ducks. Security and officials rush to the scene to break the two men up, and get the ladder out of Razor's hands. We fade to commercial.
The Ultimate Warrior vs. The Undertaker
L2K_Millennium vs. NAOD-Generate
(WWF Championship Tournament: Singles Match!)
Winner by Simulation: The Undertaker
Main Event:
"The Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. Hulk Hogan
Omega_Rez vs. Koalas16
(WWF Championship Tournament: Singles Match!)
Winner by Simulation: Hulk Hogan
Gorilla Monsoon: The Hulkster is going to the WWF Championship match this Sunday! The fans are going wild!
Bobby Heenan: That's exactly what McMahon wants! He wants Hogan to sell! But, remember what he said last week, Gorilla! He's going to make sure that Hulk Hogan doesn't win the title at In Your House!
Gorilla Monsoon: Well, be that as it may, it will be Hulk Hogan taking on The Undertaker for the title! What a main event that should be! That's all the time we have for tonight, folks! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! We'll see you on Sunday! Goodnight!
