Post by Honky Tonk Man on Apr 15, 2009 9:19:22 GMT -6
On WWF Superstars of Wrestling, Mean Gene is recapping the week that was in wrestling...
MEAN GENE: This past week on Raw saw the return of one of the greats of the World Wrestling Federation, The Honky Tonk Man. Along with his new manager, Colonel Bobby Heenan, Honky defeated the Beast from the East, Bam Bam Bigelow. Honky's got a busy week ahead of him as he is slated to take on former World Heavyweight Champion Bret "The Hitman" Hart, as well as teaming up with new stablemate "Ravishing" Rick Rude to take on the Hart Foundation...now let's hear from The Honky Tonk Man."
Camera cuts to the interview area where the Honky Tonk Man is standing, superimposed over a graphic of his logo. He is wearing his trademark blue rhinestone jumpsuit and he's awkwardly plucking some off key notes on his guitar.
HTM: "Lordy Lordy, Honkymania is running wild over the WWF! I got Colonel Bobby off negotiating a deal for new Honky brand hair gel, Peggy Sue's on her way home from fat cam...I mean Europe, and I went out on Raw and did what I said I was going to do. I took down a man who outweighed me by a good 200 pounds! There ain't no one in the WWF that's gonna stop The Honky Tonk Man from finally becoming World Champion, and this week I get to take 2 more steps towards that goal. Cause live on Saturday Night's Main Event, I get to take on Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Back before I left the WWF, Bret Hart was nothing but a little snot nosed whiner, and I can see that not much has changed! Bret Hart is simply the next rung on the ladder of success and The Honky Tonk Man is climbing all the way to the top baby! Now if that weren't enough, Monday night on Raw I get to tag with the Ravishing one Rick Rude and we face The Anvil and the Bulldog. Now, I'm a pretty accomplished tag wrestler so as long as Ravishing Rick can keep his mind on the match and not on the ladies then this should be a cakewalk. And if you all are lucky, after we win I'll pick up my guitar and play you all a tune...maybe even get Rick to shake his thang for the ladies! Alright, time to shake, rattle and roll my way on out of here...Bret Hart, better get your dancing shoes on son cause The Honky Tonk Man's set to take you to school!"
Honky dances out of frame as we go to commercial.
MEAN GENE: This past week on Raw saw the return of one of the greats of the World Wrestling Federation, The Honky Tonk Man. Along with his new manager, Colonel Bobby Heenan, Honky defeated the Beast from the East, Bam Bam Bigelow. Honky's got a busy week ahead of him as he is slated to take on former World Heavyweight Champion Bret "The Hitman" Hart, as well as teaming up with new stablemate "Ravishing" Rick Rude to take on the Hart Foundation...now let's hear from The Honky Tonk Man."
Camera cuts to the interview area where the Honky Tonk Man is standing, superimposed over a graphic of his logo. He is wearing his trademark blue rhinestone jumpsuit and he's awkwardly plucking some off key notes on his guitar.
HTM: "Lordy Lordy, Honkymania is running wild over the WWF! I got Colonel Bobby off negotiating a deal for new Honky brand hair gel, Peggy Sue's on her way home from fat cam...I mean Europe, and I went out on Raw and did what I said I was going to do. I took down a man who outweighed me by a good 200 pounds! There ain't no one in the WWF that's gonna stop The Honky Tonk Man from finally becoming World Champion, and this week I get to take 2 more steps towards that goal. Cause live on Saturday Night's Main Event, I get to take on Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Back before I left the WWF, Bret Hart was nothing but a little snot nosed whiner, and I can see that not much has changed! Bret Hart is simply the next rung on the ladder of success and The Honky Tonk Man is climbing all the way to the top baby! Now if that weren't enough, Monday night on Raw I get to tag with the Ravishing one Rick Rude and we face The Anvil and the Bulldog. Now, I'm a pretty accomplished tag wrestler so as long as Ravishing Rick can keep his mind on the match and not on the ladies then this should be a cakewalk. And if you all are lucky, after we win I'll pick up my guitar and play you all a tune...maybe even get Rick to shake his thang for the ladies! Alright, time to shake, rattle and roll my way on out of here...Bret Hart, better get your dancing shoes on son cause The Honky Tonk Man's set to take you to school!"
Honky dances out of frame as we go to commercial.
